inevitablepizza ([info]inevitablepizza) wrote in [info]tea_party_tango,
The expanded form:

RCOL3443: I know that I am right
InevitablePizza: what does it mean if youre right anyway?
InevitablePizza: that you gain a meaningless victory for no one to notice
RCOL3443: it slowly chips away at your soul
InevitablePizza: i mean, either way i can dance
RCOL3443: my victories slowly chip away at your soul
InevitablePizza: not really, im secure in that fact that they mean nothing to no one...and that i can dance
RCOL3443: you're just mad that my family fought gloriously in wars when yours didn't
InevitablePizza: youre just mad that you dont have my dance moves
RCOL3443: yeah; you know that would bother me if I wanted to dance
RCOL3443: but alas
RCOL3443: no
InevitablePizza: of course you want to dance
InevitablePizza: but you cant
InevitablePizza: because youre living in a bubble
RCOL3443: no
RCOL3443: I really don't want to dance
InevitablePizza: you do...youre just denying your inner emotions
RCOL3443: no
RCOL3443: I don't
RCOL3443: honestly
RCOL3443: if I wanted to dance I'd pay for dance lessons
RCOL3443: I can do that you know
InevitablePizza: you cant do it if you dont got flow
InevitablePizza: and you, sir, do not have flow
RCOL3443: I can buy flow; dammit
InevitablePizza: nope, its something youre born with
RCOL3443: one can work on flow
RCOL3443: trust me
InevitablePizza: no, its a born ability
RCOL3443: to a degree
RCOL3443: it can be practiced as well
RCOL3443: just like most things are partly innate and partly practiced
RCOL3443: I can debate theology very well
InevitablePizza: because you do nothing but consume biblical knowledge
RCOL3443: I am innately stubborn; agressive; and intelligent
RCOL3443: I learned the Bible
RCOL3443: I have innate charactaristics and learned/practiced ones that allow me to debate theology
RCOL3443: both are important
InevitablePizza: but no one needs that!
RCOL3443: that's not the point!
RCOL3443: and some people do
InevitablePizza: its not innate, you just know facts
InevitablePizza: millions of them
InevitablePizza: i dont practice...i was born with flow
RCOL3443: my ability agressively carry out an arguement to its end is INNATE
RCOL3443: I am innately agressive and stubborn
RCOL3443: I have an innate ability to be able to agressively carry a debate
RCOL3443: its just coupling that with learning/practice that makes it more effectice
RCOL3443: effective*
InevitablePizza: so you innately have antisocial characteristics, is that what you say?
RCOL3443: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RCOL3443: everyone has an ammount of stubbornness and agression in them. these are not necessarily anti-social either. it is how you use them. I have the innate ability to use these abilities in a debating/adversarial fashion
RCOL3443: but not everyone does
RCOL3443: even when they have these characteristics
InevitablePizza: aggressiveness and stubbornness turns people off though
InevitablePizza: dance moves rock their world
RCOL3443: in their own places; they are very effective things to have
InevitablePizza: i would not think so
InevitablePizza: what does winning debates mean...that youve made one more person dislike you?
RCOL3443: umm
RCOL3443: depending on what you are doing
RCOL3443: politics: well obvious
RCOL3443: corporations- deliberation which will ensure that the best decision is made
RCOL3443: umm
RCOL3443: aggression helps one make it up the business ladder (if channelled correctly)
RCOL3443: stubbornness allows one to stand up to pressure from outside forces
InevitablePizza: whats going up the business ladder if you dont have dance moves...youll have all that money but no one to dance with
RCOL3443: wtf
RCOL3443: WHO CARES?
RCOL3443: not to mention the fact that dancing isn't the main aspect of getting a girl
InevitablePizza: its the main aspect of everything!
RCOL3443: no
RCOL3443: its not
InevitablePizza: social power is the only thing that matters
InevitablePizza: and dancing is key
RCOL3443: so the fact that I had a relationship for 6 months doesn't mean anything? 6 months and I couldn't dance!
RCOL3443: explain that biatch
InevitablePizza: thats not social power...thats having a girlfriend you never got any action from that you couldve easily made up
RCOL3443: my God...
RCOL3443: nothing is ever good enough for any of you people
RCOL3443: I brought her to HOMECOMING
InevitablePizza: kim little...you guys didnt have a relationship
RCOL3443: no
RCOL3443: no
RCOL3443: no
RCOL3443: no
RCOL3443: no
RCOL3443: this was in 9th grade
RCOL3443: kim little was just there this year
RCOL3443: I brought this girl to homecoming in 9th grade
RCOL3443: paid for her ticket
RCOL3443: everything
RCOL3443: and it definetly was NOT kim little
InevitablePizza: whatever, it was a meaningless relationship
RCOL3443: wtf
InevitablePizza: you gained nothing
RCOL3443: you don't know shit
RCOL3443: you are an idiot
RCOL3443: who are you to tell me what I gained?
InevitablePizza: Jesus
RCOL3443: who are you to tell me the meaning of my relationship?
InevitablePizza: this is the voice of God collipi
RCOL3443: and on that note
RCOL3443: good night

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[info]undonerapunzel

May 8 2006, 01:41:39 UTC 6 years ago

Oh My God, Michael, you're brilliant!

That conversation is one of the absolute funniest things I've read in a long time.
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